Max-isms

Oh, where does the time go??  So many things have happened that deserve recording!

One of the best parts of my day is picking Max up at school and hearing from his teachers what hilarious things he has done during the day.  He is clearly well-loved by his teachers for his expressive (and excessive) language abilities.

1.  The Sausage

One day at school, Max and his friend Henry were playing diner on the playground.  They invited Teacher Lisa to eat at their diner where they were serving chocolate pancakes, sausage, and bacon.  Teacher Lisa told them that she is a vegetarian and asked if they had any vegetarian sausage.  Max and Henry did a little "cooking" and then presented Teacher Lisa with her "plate" of food.

Max said "Here you go, Teacher Lisa!  Pancakes and Unitarian sausage!"

2.  The Masterpiece

Teacher Jesa was reading a book to the class about colors and the last page described a masterpiece.  She asked the class if they knew what a masterpiece was.  Max raised his hand (Max ALWAYS raises his hand) and said "Yes!  A masterpiece is a great big magnificent piece of artery!"